merk route
noun; easy way out of something; almost always ending in a bad decision or with penalizing consequences.
well, i had brownies stuck in my teeth, took the merk route, thought swishing water in my mouth would help… nope, needed to brush them. now i look like a f-ckin’ -sshole all night with brown sh-t in my teeth.
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