Mermaid Tampons
a slang term for fish sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble tampons and are made of fish. something you might find in a mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
“we drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many mermaid tampons last night.”.
“jane likes her mermaid tampons with tartar sauce, bob likes his with ketchup…because bob is a sick b-st-rd…”.
“make sure you flip your mermaid tampons in the oven – or they may not cook well and give you the -ss worms!”.
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