merp and derp’s are usually the best friends in the whole world. they are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!
my friends all think that me and my sister are merp and derp’s. best friends weirdo’s awesome people sisters
- mexican squirt
the result of eating too much mexican food. will most likely secrete from the -n-s, but can come from the mouth. aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans friday night. on sat-rday morning, he experienced the horrible mexican squirt.
- milk party
a milk party is an invite-only shindig in which guests are instructed to arrive with a gallon of milk to be presented to the host. the purpose of the milk is unknown to all guests, and it is generally accepted that the host will reveal his or her intentions for the milk at the height […]
silliness i don’t have anytime for your misheg-ss…
the act of -ssuming that someone else is slurring their words but is in fact speaking normally. “oh you meant ‘jamie’ not ‘timmy’? perhaps i misslurred you.”
the accepted definition of nauseating is that it is an adjective meaning causing or liable to cause a feeling of nausea or disgust. what it really means, though, is something or someone has provoked a feeling of disgust so repulsive that you need to vomit so badly that it becomes the sole reason for your […]