Merrie
that which cannot be found anywhere else is combined into one divine vessel and given the name merrie.
when the world is about to end, g-d will pull out the merrie he has up his sleeve.
a girl, usually between the age of 13 and 14 years, who has two best friends. she has pretty, blonde, short hair and blue or green eyes. she’s cute, funny, but easily angered! and when she’s mad, watch out…
so, merrie, weren’t you supposed to be here an hour ago?
merrie: what is that supposed to mean?!!?
i just thought you were late…
merrie: yeah, so? why does it matter? it’s none of your business, god.
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