Merrimack Valley High School
an inbred breeding ground.
husband: “hmm, a home in south-central new hampshire would be nice!”
wife: “yes, but what school would our children attend?”
husband: “if we get that nice place in salisbury, merrimack valley high school.”
wife: -looks up school review-
wife: f-ck that they’re all cousins!
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