merry poopins


the act whereby during -j-c-l-t–n, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. it is wrongfully -ssumed as an indicator of latent h-m-s-xual tendencies.
jack : oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
mary : that was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
jack : oh sh-t. sorry baby, i think i had a merry p–pins.

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