merry shitmas


that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn all the things!, then merry sh-tmas applies to you as well.
-toilet water splash- merry sh-tmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry sh-tmas to me!

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