merting
to meet an individual and then to have s-xual intercourse with them
1.dude, i love going to the club and merting with all the s-xy b-tches.
2,last night this fugly -ss b-tch tried to mert with me, and i was like ohhhh f-ck noooooo b-tch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.
3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. 🙂
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