Mervert
a mitch (male b-tch) and a pervert
jake: john is just too mitchy and s-xually possessed
nino: yeah he’s a mervert
a mervert is a pervert and a molester mixed together.
friend: “that molester they just put in jail is such a pervert!”
you: “so, he’s a mervert?”
friend: “totally!”
a pervert who is only interested in looking at males; obstensibly male or female, but probably male
quit watching me while i shower, you f-cking mervert!
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