message chaser
person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like facebook and email websites like hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
don’t be such a message chaser! get off that effin’ computer, go to target and buy that toy for the kids that’s on discount, before the animals grab it up!
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