Messages
scottish word for shopping, more specifically shopping bags.
im away down to the shops for my messages.
an interjection made famous by the 1996 movie don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood. it’s shouted whenever a moral lesson is spelled out just in case somebody didn’t get it.
ashtray’s cellmate: if you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. if you steal from a man, you can replace what you’ve stolen. but always cross in the green, never in between. because the honorable elijah muhammed ali floats like a b-tterfly and stings like a bee. and always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! out of time, my bacon smellin’ fine.
mailman: message!
scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list).
och fur f-ck’s sake man! they happy-shoapper shoapin’ bags are pure pish! thin as sh-te! noo airs aw maurine’s messages aw air the flair.
replies to a topic on a message board.
that message is so dumb.
to do a poo somewhere inappropriate
haha i left her a message under her pillow and bailed
this is a scouse term, originating in liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).
go and get the messages in or you’re not sleeping in this f-cking house tonight.
to run an errand, to pick up groceries
you said you were doing a message, just going down to the shops.
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