messed like mariah



when you f-ck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly mariah messed up during the 2016 new year’s rockin’ eve “performance”
“d-mn! i f-cked up rilly badly, becky. i accidentally burned watermeloquandria’s weave, and now thotqueisha finna win the little miss chicago’s stripper pole princess pageant, and fried chickenice’s baby daddy done got my -ss prego, too!”
“d-mnnnn camelteiffa! yo -ss messed like mariah!”

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