Messer


the hardest mother f-ckers you will ever meet. known to kick doors down, and known for huge p-n-s’. they can and will find you and kill you if you f-ck with their family. the main people you don’t want to get into an argument with, because you will lose. they take kicking -ss to the next level.
cincinnati messer f-ck sh-t up
irish slang for a sloppy or messy person; someone who fails to take things seriously; a hopeless amateur, a gobdaw.

him: i’ve made us dinner, except the steak is burnt and the potato is cold and the gravy tastes like washing-up liquid. hope you don’t mind.

her: you are an awful f-cking messer, so you are.
a messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful “mess”
“i dont care if he is a messer, he just gave me a f-g…..”

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