messhead


one who clearly loves a d-mn good session, and sending their head around the bend by consuming vast amounts of alcohol and/or various other substances (usually the latter)

can usually be found talking codsh-t, raving, or dying in a hole.
ha, did you see that lad crawling round the toilets after those 8 shots of tequila??! the messhead.
it comes from the french word for no job and f-cked up
a mess head could do any drugs or just sniff packet meals?
someone who is so f-cked they lick old newspaper cuttings for nutrition and one time they took so much pills they went back in time
jack is a messhead coz he took twenty pills
a sick clothing line. also can be used to refer to the wearer of said messhead clothing. can also be used as an adjective to describe a person, though the connotation is neither good nor bad and entirely up for interpretation.
i own everything by messhead!
that kid is such a messhead, does he shop anywhere else?
what a messhead.
a man who does not shower for days, despite getting his d-ck sucked by a 250 lb hog. therefore, his hair is messy due to a lack of showering and his smaller, more sensitive dome is tarnished with the remains of a man-juice-milkshake improperly guzzled by a fat troll.
we gotta get some more messheads to occupy the poundage apparent in the bitty population of this party.

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