Messmonkey
the new, improved version of the term “messdog”. means getting completely off your face and monkeying around whilst intoxicated.
can also refer to the monkey like acts which may occur whilst heavily under the influence. this is usually done to attract members of the opposite s-x, as is done in the jungle.
im so jel of you, i wish i was getting messmonkeyed
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