Messtastrophe
a mess of catastrophic proportions. typically takes two or more to clean up. could be a biohazard or worse.
h–rders bas-m-nt that recently flooded.
women’s public bathroom at gas stations.
poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.
“wow, the women’s room is a real messtastrophe! there’s even cr-p on the ceiling! you can’t pay me enough to clean that up…”
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