Messy Mossy
(v.)
to skeet on your own hands after s-x and proceed to rub it down your partner’s back. often accompanied with a lie saying that you’re actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
the act of a messy mossy.
etymology: originated from the legendary pioneer/manc b-st-rd.
tom needs to stay away from the local women because he’ll messy mossy them.
tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. it’ll be a night he’ll never forget.
tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
tom is a messy mosser.
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