Messy Popeye


noun.

a s-xual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her b-tt cheeks then receiving his -j-c-l-t- in her eye.
greg: “dude, how was the date with steffany last night?”
craig: “oh man, it was awesome. she gave me the best messy popeye ever.”

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