Metaforced
mashing irrelevant, randomly-selected, or just plain ridiculous -n-logies into a metaphor that simply doesn’t work, in a lazy attempt to sound creative, irreverent or funny.
from the phrase “forced metaphor”
i have marked down your term paper because the following phrases are clearly metaforced: “the evening was pregnant with merriment” and “her eyes were sparkling t-rds”
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