Metallic Cock Slam
a s-xual feat that requires either the ownership of an automobile, or a temporary rental of one. a male walks into his garage, a grin slowly develops across his face. he opens the hood of his car and clamps the jumper cables to each one of his -ss cheeks. positive on the left, negative on the right. an -ssociate enters the vehicle, starts the motor and revs the engine before the male vigorously, and simultaneously, slams the hood of the car onto his c-ck, letting out a shriek of enjoyment while several thousand volts of electricity are sent straight to his -ss. this was first done in grand forks, nd by local resident partin mozniak while working on his volkswagon beetle one day.
colin: hey can you help me out with something in the garage?
cal: sure thing!
colin: alright hop in the car and start it.
cal: alright….
-engine starts and revs-
colin: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cal: this is the third time you’ve done the metallic c-ck slam this week….
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