Metallifag
a term used to refer to a metallica fanboy. used on people who like metallica’s sellout cr-p.
person1: dude! i love metallica! im such a big fan!
person2: yeah?! me too man!
person1: i f-cking love st. anger!!! it kicks so much -ss!
person2: f-ck you bro, you’re not a metallica fan! you are a metallif-g!!!
person/people who think metallica is the greatest band in the world/existence. known to blare that sh-tty -ss group of c-cksucker’s music as loud as possible, usually within the vicinity of people who either hate, despise, or f-cking want to sh-t down the neck of metallica (especially at the notion that lars ulrich is the greatest drummer that ever lived) they often wear faded jeans, have really long fluffy hair that was only cool in the f-cking 80’s (for whatever reason) and a general misunderstanding of females.
“dude man, lars ulrich is the greatest drummer ever, i mean he invented double b-ss!”
“uh actually ringo starr was the first to use double b-ss, dumb -ss.”
‘every song of theirs sounds the exact same.”
‘oh yes, and you should cut your hair too, just like they did when they sold out”
-music blaring through sh-tty speakers, makes you want to punch babies- “f-cking metallif-gs”
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