metalmuffin
a metalm-ffin is a v-g-n- that has so many piercings that when you go down on her it’s like eating a m-ffin and finding chocolate chips.
diana’s metalm-ffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
a metalm-ffin is a v-g-n- that has so many piercings that when you go down on her it’s like eating a m-ffin and finding chocolate chips.
diana’s metalm-ffin often caused problems with airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
a metalm-ffin is when a female has so many v-g-n-l piercings that when going down on her, you find piercings like chocolate chips in a m-ffin.
diana’s metalm-ffin generally caused problems at airport security, unless the security guard was a lesbian.
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