Metaocalypse


the apocalypse, but new aged. usually involving technology, zombies, ninjas, pirates, or all/some of these components combined. said to look beautiful and elegant if not part of it.
random onlooker: holy sh-t! its a horde of undead pirating ninja cyborgs!

jesus: the metaocalypse has begun…

random onlooker: it hurts so much, but looks so awesome!

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