metcalfe
a) to be caught masturbating
b) to m-st-rb-t-
i thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.
i am going to metcalfe until i can’t walk no more!
another word preferable to the more immature “dirt road” term.
is a reference to p–p stuck on your -n-l hairs.
-oh dear, i can’t cr-p due to the immense metcalfing of my -n-l region.
-oh sh-t, i forgot to wipe my b-m properly and now sport a m-ssive metcalfe.
bling-blingin’, so bling-blingin’ that you just can’t get more bling-blingin’ then a metcalfe.
you so metcalfe, man. so metcalfe, that you just can’t get more metcalfe.
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