metchav
a metros-xual crossed with a chav. they don’t quite have as much style as a normal metro but they have ditched the burberry cap and wear the “oh so fashionable” salmon pink polo shirt. the gold chains and bright white trainers are still with them though.
their att-tude is still pretty scally but they definitly try and show what they percieve as a sensitive side to girls in the hope of getting laid.
did you see that metchav’s lovely salmon pink polo shirt?
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