methamphibian


a person who is powefully addicted to methamphetamine. physical traits are amphibian like in nature. examples are: slimy skin, lack of hair or teeth, bulging eyes and nocturnal habits. they can often be found hiding at night around abandoned buildings or attempting to talk or argue with inanimate objects.
i was down in the bad part of town and caught a glimpse of some methamphibians creeping around an old pool.

sh-t, someone broke into our garage and stole all our empty cans again. d-mn methamphibians!

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