a marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
a drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. other examples include: e.g., cialisturbation, mdmasturbation, etc.
in all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject’s sole amus*m*nt, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
sorry, i can’t go in to work today, i methsturbated for 7 hours last night and i think i pulled something.
i was going to write that report but i ended up methsturbating all night instead. i think i should take a nap. (methsturbates more)
man, i’m so sore from all that
mom, i told you to knock when i’m methsturbating.
i’ll be right there lemme just finish up this methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, “hey.”)
when you’re listening to s*xy time music and it makes you want to cry but also gives you a b*n*r. “went and saw the weeknd perform at acl and got a cryb*n*r”
a black girl who acts white. girl 1: that girl always listens to twenty-one pilots. girl 2: she is such a laniah.
to p**p or pee inside someone’s mouth i walked in on my parents when they were hurburgurbaing
the act of having a disturbing flashback related to the shrek movies. oh, man i went through some serious shrekolection last night. my mind feels like a peeled onion.