Metooism


main entry: me-too-ism
pr-nunciation: mee-tuu-izm
function: noun
1 : a theory that ultimate reality lies within a realm subcribing to the commonplace, ordinary or b-tchin. if five others are doing it, it must be hot!

2 : the practice of forming your ideals or living under the influence of what other people are doing, or consider cool at any given moment.

3 : literary or artistic theory or practice that affirms the preeminent value of whatever is popular with the general public at a specific time and place, regardless of how silly a given trend may be, or how short it may last, and how foolish you will feel when it’s over. at least you weren’t alone right?
joe: “hey bob, we learned about metooism in philosophy cl-ss today, btw check out the new armband tattoo i got?”

bob: “you got one? me too! hey thats a metooism ain’t it?”

joe: “yep it’s a meetooism alright, hey check out this new tongue piercing i got bob.”

bob: “wtf? another metooism? i got one too dammit!”

joe: ” yeah it doesn’t help that we both have goatess too, this metooism lifestyle is rather cr-ptacular isn’t it? i think i’ll try something different, and go shave my head.”

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