metrasexual

1. one who engages in s-xual activities on public transport, especially on trains in the chicagoland area.
2. one who gets all wet thinking about trains, especially commuter trains in chicago.
3. how a southern gentleman might pr-nounce “metros-xual.”
1. hey guys, kelly blew me while we were riding home to fox lake on the train. maybe she’ll f-ck me if we ride the elgin line!!
2. ohmigod, i almost missed the 5:35 westbound to aurora…..wait, here it comes….ohhhh….. ooooooohhhh……. aaahhhhhhh. that was great.
3. son, what in hail do you mean, “ah’m a metras-xual, grampa?” does that mean yer one a those nancy boys from new york city?
a female who exibits strong preferences for roles and actions typically -ssociated with men in a patriarchial society. these women may be the breadwinners and providers in a family or may simply have a high appreciation for worldly, intellectual and personal success over nurturing babies. this may also be a woman who has a lessened appreciation for boy-craziness and barbies. being metras-xual does not necessarily mean that a woman does not like to groom herself, although this characteristic is generally not at the forefront of her motivations or actions she brings into the world. if she indulges in excessive self-grooming, it is usually a secondary action meant to support another goal.
to take into account the concept of yin and yang; a metras-xual would be a woman with a strong yang influence to her energy. the very joy of metras-xuality is the freedom to make alternative decisions based on capability and not gender or erotic preference.
archetypally, metras-xuals are represented by the virgin goddesses of hestia, artemis, athena and the alchemical goddess aphrodite. these are personality profiles of the female nature that does not give her will over to others. metras-xuality has been recognized since ancient civilization. this is just our modern term we set up to coutneract the power of such narrow cl-ssifications of h-m- and heteros-xual.
females whose primary concern is not fashion, make-up, or hair. the exact opposite of a metros-xual.
” is that a dyk-?”
” no, it’s a metras-xual!”