metreaux


pr-nounced metro

1. a heteros-xual male who has a strong aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in appearance and style, similar to that of h-m-s-xual males

2. the way to spell metro if you geaux to lsu
craig isn’t gay he’s just metreaux!

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