metric shit ton
a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. this metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric sh-t ton).
guy one: we have to haul this metric sh-t ton by tomorrow
guy two: why don’t you just call it a unit?
guy one: because i can!
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like a metric -ssload, a metric sh-t ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a sh-t ton.
“ph33r! dr. eccles gave us a metric sh-t ton of homework.”
“cr-pping christ, i’ve got a metric sh-t ton of b-tches to call tonight.”
a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a “ton” of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer m-ss of the workload
mike: so, u wanna hang out?
chris: can’t. i have a metric sh-t-ton of homework
mike: that much? d-mn.
a sh-tload of something. added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. true story.
we saw a metric sh-t ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys bas-m-nt
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
a sh-tload is alot, so a sh-t-ton must be alot more, no? and the metric, well, the metric system is just bad-ss so i think thats self explanatory
when i started my car, it let out a metric sh-t-ton of smoke.
equal the number twenty-four(24).
me:dude i had a metric sh-t-ton of cookies the other day.
some guy:how many?
me:24.
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