metro fucked


a term to be used in the melbourne metropolitan area where the transportation service “metro” f-ck up every avenue of you getting to your destination!
jim: man it took me two hours to get home last night, the trains were all delayed and then my bus just never came!
frank: duuude you got metro f-cked big time!

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