metro-hicksual


a spin-off of the metro-s-xual male who dresses nice but isn’t gay. a metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads gq and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.
d-mn, billy! i didn’t know you could dress up like that…you’re a real metro-hicksual round these parts

Read Also:

  • meticulous

    one who is is so consumed with details and perfetion that they spend more time “perfecting things” than actually living! they slow everyone down, and cause even the most patient of people to explode in a fit of screaming rage yelling “hurry the %@#- up!” tom is so meticulous that it takes him 15 minutes […]

  • Mens-Tech

    mens-tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you. building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned […]

  • Menuh

    sound or facial expression made in an awkward or tantalizing situation, in which you find yourself looking in the direction or in the vicinity of your friend that silently understands the sound or gesture as it is applied to the situation. “menuhhhhh” “travis made the menuh face after watching the old man hit the kid […]

  • merced-out

    to kill or beat someone within an inch of their life. also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit. the kid with the pink skully got merced out. he merced-out my sour patch kids because i was giving him the crook eye.

  • mexcore

    a mexican, or any other mexican looking person (usually males between the ages of 13 and 20), who are scene and/or hardcore. this term is commonly used between two white girls describing a hot mexican scenester. this term includes mexicans that are, but not limited to: punk, screamo, xcore, emo, indie, bad-ss,and straight edge “sh-t, […]


Disclaimer: metro-hicksual definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.