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• splatter fiction

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• Michigan Sailboat

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• spleefage

  the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting. spleef-ge usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed. john: “dude, tyrone that was crazy spleef-ge last night” tyrone: “dam right honky” or after […]

• Spleenager

  noun: a smelly, angry teenager. ewwwww! my son’s such a spleenager! ever since josh became 15, he’s become all spleenagery. that’s such a spleenagerish thing to say, insert typical smelly teenager’s name here.

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