Metropixels


the lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for metropcs cellular service subscribers.
tom: d-mnit! i can’t see nicole’s nipples in this perfectly centered b–b shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

chris: f—ing metropixels!

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