metroskank
a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metros-xual apparel
sam: did you see seth walking out of wal-mart today with a bag of cheap–ss hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?
matt: yeah dude, that kid is such a metrosk-nk.
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