metuchen high school


home of girls who make blatantly obvious and completely r-t-rded statements on twitter. no one really likes anyone from metuchen due to the fact that they’re irrelevant and conceited. they also consider j walking to be bad-ss.
metuchen high school girls on twitter.

@johndoe: it’s a wonderful day.

@stupidmetuchenfemale: your twitter name is johndoe.

everyone else: no sh-t.

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