Mexican Chocolate Mixer
when having -n-l s-x with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the p-n-s is pulled out of the -n-s right before -rg-sm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of “chocolate,” tequila, s-m-n, and vomit.
after leaving the cinco de mayo celebration brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching jeremy give emily a mexican chocolate mixer.
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