Mexican Hand Lotion


where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. if male, then your partner may also add s-m-n to the mix.
i thought that “mexican hand lotion” referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from mexico. however, i was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

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