Mexican long jump


the s-xual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your d-ck in as the jump lands. events include the oral mexican long jump, back door long jump, and cl-ssic mexican long jump.
dude 1:”whoa, did you see johnny miss that mexican long jump?”
dude 2:”yeah man, some pretty painful sh-t, he got his d-ck cramped into the ground…”

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