this cl*ssic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. as she’s picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
the last time i performed a mexican magic trick was when i had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
a random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.
jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone
- made in singapore
a label that has gone past “made in china 2.0,” but still striving to be “made in j*pan 0.5.” the middle-cl*ss in china prefer made in singapore products, but the middle cl*ss in singapore long for made in j*pan goods.
she is the worst type of girl! mikiya is a b*tch!
- f*ktiga mejmejs
swedish for dank memes. often posted on the swedish subreddit /r/sweden guy 1: danskjäveln ska dö guy 2: f*ktiga mejmejs
this term is abbreviation of the phrase “what the f*ck son why are your pants down.” this phrase is used when your parents have caught you masturbating. the female version is wtfdwaypo. dude #1 “dude, my parents totally wtfswaypd’d me last night.” dude #2 “that sucks, dude.”