Mexican Taser
when a person (mostly female) swings a load of (preferably frozen) bread into a male attacker’s crotch in self defense in order to stun them.
robber: -points a gun at shopper- “give me your money!”
shopper: -swings loaf of bread she was carrying into robbers b-lls- “mexican taser!!”
robber: -drops the gun and screams in pain-
shopper: -runs away-.
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