mexican torpedo


when you take a bottle of tobasco sauce and your rub it all over your hands then you spread your hoe’s legs apart and put your fists together then simply shove it in her v-g-n- in rapid succession
as the drunk sheep started to spread her furry legs kinder came jumping out of the dark and mexican torpedo’d the sheep’s v-g-n-.

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