Mexican trunk snake
the s-xual act of having a partner, usually that of the mexican race, coating their hand in delicious chipotle sauce. then, with a minimum of four fingers, ramming the hand up the partners -n-s. this is the one instance where using chipotle sauce will actually give you bl–dy underwear.
craig: hey joe, how was your trip to mexico city?
joe: pretty good, except that i picked up this hooker and she gave me a mexican trunk snake.
craig: oh man, well i know how much you love chipotle sauce…
joe: yeah, only now my favorite pair of underwear has blood stains.
craig: d-mn… better keep that stuff in your sandwiches for now on.
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