*n*l masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in mexican hot sauce.
it wasn’t only the spicy food i ate last night that made my *ssh*l* burn, because yesterday i was a mexican tube rider.
- the cubs
a baseball team worse than the cardnals. the cubs are worse than the cardnals
- ung spiller
en ung spiller: en spiller (i en ung alder), som spiller spillet, som spillet skal spilles. ham carl buhr er en ung spiller i verdenskl*sse
to spiral out of control, spun out “that b*tch is such a dope fien she’s about to twizle out of control”
1-being bubbly and optimistic, looking on the bright side! 2- not having any luck with anything but still keeping an open & optimistic mind 1-stop whining and start gwening!