Mexican Tugboat

the act of fisting a man’s -ss so deep that you are able to reach into his p-n-s and wear his p-n-s as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. the act is then completed by pulling the p-n-s inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. this concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then f-cked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. this gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called “cotija cheese” and eaten by both parties.
man #1: dude, my c-ck ain’t been the same since i got that mexican tugboat last week. straight up lookin’ like a windsock up in this b-tch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.

man #2: i know what you mean, after 5 or 6 mexican tugboats, your c-ck is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. sure feels great though!
when a girl gives a bl-w j-b/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy’s -ss.

it’s a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.
guy 1: this girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my -ss!!

guy 2: dude! that’s a mexican tugboat!!
when a man is comitting -n-l s-x with a female. he then flips her on her back and begins to fist her vagiana. then he countinues to stroke his p-n-s through the wall of the vagiana.
you can’t just pull a mexican tug boat with any one, she has to be limber and loose!