george clooney’s mexican doppelgänger
“hey look, that guy in the sombrero looks just like george clooney. does that make him a mexicloon!”
when you use your right hand in the beginning of the night and after many drinks you use your left hand. “is cindy left handed?” “she is right handed when she comes in, then after drinking she uses her left hand. cindy is ambidrunktrous”
1. the word that describes a person you didn’t realize you knew until after you’ve had s-x with them. 1. i accidentally slept with my ex-wife’s cousin; i knew that woman looked f-ckmiliar!
marissol is the most beautiful girl to step on earth . she’s funny, nice, and pretty awesome 🙂 marissol is the girl for me. she’s funny, sweet, and beautiful.
- jug bag
inconsistent stationary movements of ones chest i see those jug bag are getting pretty rowdy
one who has the biggest booty of all. top of the mps. aka steg-ssurus is a genus of an armored dinosaur with the thickest of -sses. fossils of this genus date to the late jur-ssic period, where they are found in kimmeridgian to early t-thonian aged strata, between 155 and 150 million years ago, in […]