being drunk while in mexico , or eating mexican food while drunk
d*mn i can’t believe we’re in cabo , let’s get mexidrunk
- v*g*n* sap
the white v*g*n* sap that comes out of your ugly *ss underwhere “don’t touch that milk with your v*g*n* sap smelly fingers”
- build the foundations
the first step before you can lay the pipe. jeff: man, i want to f*ck her so bad. steve: slow down man. first, you gotta build the foundations, then you can lay the pipe.
elevators that play g*y music. “i got stuck in the g*ylivator and now i have bieber fever.”
- elephant flop
when you’re naked and you jump up and down and your p*n*s looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears. me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that i got into college!