MIAitus


more commonly present in males, when he just disappears for no reason at all without question.
symtoms include : compulsive excuse making, failure to call or text, and a general disregard of others feelings
girl 1: wow i haven’t talked to my man in almost a week!
girl 2: d-mn.. sounds like he’s got miaitus.

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