Miami Fried Dough
first you have to have one volunteer to be j-zzed on. either male or female will work. they must strip down to nothing while 70 men w-nk off and j-zz all over the volunteer. be careful though. all 70 of the men must j-zz at the same time so j-zz is still liquidy. once the volunteer is j-zzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of miami to fry in the sun. that is how you make a miami fried dough.
a: dude, jimmy volunteered for a miami fried dough and he didn’t know what it was.
b: no way dude!
a: he crisped up good
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